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Computer Jargons

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·                        No industry can beat the IT sector when it comes to baffling customers with jargon. We'll try here to cut through the nonsense and explain exactly what the terminology means. Some of these terms are old and superseded however we've kept them just in case you encounter them.

100-Base-T	The 100Mps standard for networks.
10-Base-2	The 10Mps standard using coaxial cables. Now superseded.
10-Base-T	The 10Mps standard using RJ-45 connectors and cat 5 cable.
56K	A generic term for modems that can receive data at 56,000 bps. The maximum dial up modems ever achieved for connecting to the Internet
802.11	The standard for wireless networks. It comes in a number of different varieties. 802.11b and g are the most common in home and small office networks.
Acrobat	Adobe Acrobat is a program by Adobe corporation that is used to transmit files in a non-editable format. The viewer is free, but to make an Acrobat file requires you to buy the software.
ACS	Australian Computer Society.
ADF	Automatic Document Feeder: A device that sits on top of a scanner that feeds multipage documents to the scanner.
ADSL	Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Loop: High speed data connection using the existing copper telephone lines. Requires your telephone exchange to support it and be closer than 5000m.
Adware	Software that pushes advertising onto your computer. When it's installed without your permission it makes up part of what's known as malware. Often uses spyware to determine what ads to put on your computer.
AGP	Accelerated Graphics Port: A slot on the motherboard designed for high speed graphics cards. This is, and an AGP graphics card, are standard on all current computers.
Aliasing	Jagged edges in a scanned or enlarged image.
Appletalk	The networking language used on older Apple networks.
Applications	Another term for computer programs. Generally speaking, applications are the programs that you run on a day to day basis.
ATX	The standard motherboard, power supply and case layout for newer computers.
AVI	Audio Video Interleave: A standard format for storing and sending video clips.
Bad Sector/Bad block	Damage on a drive that has been detected by the computer and marked not to be used. If your computer shows bad sectors then it is time to replace the hard drive or computer.
Beta Software	Beta software is test software that has been released for testing before a final version is put together. Beta software is useable but has unpredictable bugs and errors, the purpose of releasing it is to dig out those errors. Businesses should never use beta software.
BIOS	Basic Input and Output System: The basic software that controls the computer. The screen that flashes up showing the computer’s details is the BIOS. When the computer starts the BIOS runs then hands the system over to the operating system.
Broadband	High speed Internet connection. Generally all connections except for dial up and ISDN connections.
Brown out	A power sag.
Browser	Web browsers are the programs used to access the Internet.
Cache	Data that may be reused is stored in a cache to help speed things up. Web browsers have a cache to store recently used images and pages while CPUs have a cache to speed up processing and.
CAD	Computer Aided Design: Drawing programs used by architects and engineers
Capped plan	An Internet plan where the monthly fee is fixed, that is your charges are capped at a certain price. This usually has conditions such as slowing your connection if you go over a given limit (see shaping).
Cat 5	Category 5 Cable is used for network cabling. It has a faster relative called Category 6. When installing a network all cables should be at least cat 5. The square plug at the end of a Cat 5 or 6 cable is an RJ45.
Cat 6	Category 6 Cable is a faster cousin to cat 5. While slightly more expensive it is worthwhile specifying cat 6 if you are having an electrician install network or telephone cable. Cat 6 cable is compatible with Cat 5.
Client/Server	A network where some computers have all the data, printers or other resources (servers) and the others (clients) connect to the servers.
CGI	Common Gateway Interface: A specification that allows web sites to communicate with programs. It requires specific software to be set up on the web site.
CMOS	Complimentary Metal Oxide Semi-conductor: The CMOS chip holds the configuration data for the computer. It is kept alive by a battery on the motherboard.
CMYK	Four colour printing. To print colours a printer mixes Cyan, Magenta and Yellow. K stands for black and is created by mixing the other colours or having its own cartridge.
CNE	Certified Novell Engineer: Has been certified to support certain Novell networking products.
Codec	Software that translates a video or audio file so it will work on a computer.
CPU	Central Processing Unit: The heart of the computer, this is the chip that runs the whole system. Sometimes the entire computer is referred to as the CPU.
Cross-Over Cable	A UTP network patch cable that is designed to connect two hubs, or two computers without a hub.
CRT	Cathode Ray Tube: The cheapest and most common type of computer monitor. This is the same technology as used in your television set.
CSV	Comma Separated Value: The most basic way of saving spreadsheet or database contents. A CSV file is a text file with the data fields separted by commas. This files can be read by almost all spreadsheet and database programs.
Cursor	The pointer on the computer screen.
Cybersquatter	Someone who buys a Internet domain name similar to an established business or brand name with the intention of selling it to the business owner.
Definition Files	Definition files are released by anti-virus companies to update their programs so they can detect the latest viruses.
Defragment	A process which reorganises data stored on a hard drive. On hard drives which are almost full defragmenting should be done often.
Delegate	Assigning a server to represent an Internet domain name. Your domain yourbiz.com.au will is usually delegated to yourinternetprovider.com.au. Requests to yourbiz.com.au will be sent to youinternetprovider.com.au who will pass the information onto you.
DHTML	Dynamic HyperText Mark up Language: An advanced version of HTML, used to design web pages.
Dial up Adaptor	The software that allows Windows 9x/ME computers to access the Internet.
Directory	A directory is created on a hard drive to store files or programs. The same as you would put a folder in a filing cabinet to store files. The term directory is used in Window 3.1 and DOS. Macs and later Windows computers use the term folder.
DNS	Domain Name System: The system that translates Internet Protocol numbers to names. For instance the IP number 207.46.230.218 translates to microsoft.com.
Docking Station	A plastic frame that has all the connections for mouse, keyboard, monitor and network. A laptop computer plugs into the docking station, saving the user from plugging and unplugging all the components each time they come into the office.
Domain (Network)	A group of computers on a network, usually a network being run by Windows servers. Not to be confused with an Internet domain.
Domain name	An Internet address. Microsoft’s domain is microsoft.com, their Australian division is microsoft.com.au.
Domain Delegation	Having another company receive e-mail addressed to your domain name or host your web site. Any mail addressed to yourcompany.com is received by the delegated server and then you receive it in whatever way you choose.
Domain Parker	Someone who buys an Internet domain in a common word or similar to an existing business or website who then puts advertising on it. Like cybersquatters, they hope someone will buy the site off them.
Dongle	A part that hangs of a computer. It may be an adaptor for a modem or network card. Some software is supplied with a dongle for each licenced copy, the software won’t run without the dongle connected to the computer.
Dot Pitch	The distance between dots on a cathode ray tube display. The lower the number, the better the display. Typical Dot pitches are 0.26 mm
Download	Recieve data from another computer or from the Internet
Drivers	Software that allows the operating system to talk to the hardware.
DTP	DeskTop Publishing: Preparing brochures, posters and pamphlets on your computer. Most wordprocessing packages have basic DTP functions but to do anything sophisticated you need a specialist program.
DVD	Digital Versatile Disk: A high capacity version of the CD-ROM, DVD readers can also read normal CD’s.
ECP	Enhanced Capability Port: A high speed printer port, most computers have this capability built in and some scanners and printers require it to work properly.
EDO	Extended Data Out: A type of memory chip that preceded SD-RAM, used in computers of 1996-98 vintage.
EPP	Enhanced Peripheral Port: A printer port standard designed to improve communications with parallel port devices such as external drives and scanners.
Ethernet	The standard networking system used in most modern networks
EULA	End User Licence Agreement: When you buy software you are actually buying a licence to use it. The terms of that licence are buried in the EULA.
Extensions	Windows computers require three letters after the full stop to tell them what program a file should be opened with. This is called an extension.
FAQ	Frequently Asked Questions
FAT	File Allocation Table: The area of a hard drive that keeps track of where data has been saved.
FAT32	A file system used in Windows 98 and ME. It cannot be read by older systems but is still sometimes used by Windows XP and Vista
Fdisk	A Windows program that is used to layout the sectors of a hard drive. This is done before formatting a drive.
File Formats	Different file formats are the curse of the modern office. Every program has it’s own way of saving data to disk. If you use Office 2000 that the other person is using Wordperfect 6 you will have problems sharing documents.
Firewall	Firewalls are security programs that decide what is allowed in and out of a computer and the Internet.
Firewire	A standard for connecting peripherals, particularly video cameras and multimedia devices. Standard on newer Apple computers and gradually becoming common on PC’s. Also known as IEEE 1394 and I-link.
Folder	A folder is created on a hard drive to store files or programs. The same as you would put a folder in a filing cabinet to store files.
Font	The typeface of a document. The two most common fonts on PC’s are Times New Roman and Arial.
Footer	In a document it is a feature such as a date, title or word count automatically inserted at the bottom of the document.
Form Factor	The size and shape of a computer.
Format (disk)	A program that marks a disk so that data can be saved on it. Formatting a disk destroys any data already saved on it.
Format (document)	The layout of a document or the standard used to layout a document.
Freeware	Software that has been written for free distribution. There is no charge for using it but the licence often is only free for individual users. Business are expected to pay a usually modest licence fee.
FTP	File Transfer Protocol: An Internet service used for transferring large files. It is used for uploading and downloading files from servers.
GIF	Graphics Interchange Format: A graphics file format. Commonly used in web pages.
Grey Imports	Software and hardware that has been imported outside the normal distribution channel. This is not illegal but can cause warranty and support problems with the product.
GUI	Graphic User Interface: The screen on a Windows or Mac computer where you can use a mouse of a keyboard to move around.
Header	In a document it is a feature such as a date, title or word count automatically inserted at the top of the document. In an e-mail it is the technical information that is not normally shown to the reader.
Hibernation	A way of shutting down your computer so it restarts exactly the way you left it.. The contents of the memory are saved into a file on the hard drive and copied back into memory when the computer comes out of hibernation.
HPFS	High Performance File System: The standard file system for the Apple Mac.
HTML	HyperText Mark up Language: The computer language used to write web pages.
HTTP	Hyper Text Transfer Protocol: An Internet service that
	the World Wide Web uses.
Hub	All cables on a 10 or 100-base-T network have to go home to a hub.
Hyperlink	A marker on a web page that lets you move to another section or page in a web site. Also know as a link.
IDE	Integrated Drive Electronics: A standard of connecting internal drives. This was the most common standard for hard drives and CD-ROMS. It may also be known as ATA and is being phased out for the SATA standard
IEEE 1394	A standard for connecting peripherals, particularly video cameras and multimedia devices. Standard on newer Apple computers and gradually becoming common on PC’s. Also known as Firewire or I-link.
Initialise	The Mac term for formatting a disk. Initialising a disk marks a disk so that data can be saved on it. Initialising a disk destroys any data already saved on it.
Internet Protocol	The language computer use to talk over the Internet. Also can be called TCP/IP.
IPX/SPX	The networking language used on older Novell networks.
IRC	Internet Relay Chat: An Internet service that allows users to communicate live as if they were chatting in a room.
ISA	Industry Standard Architecture: An older standard of PC motherboard slot.
ISDN	Integrated Services Digital Network: A telephone service that allows high speed data connections over the normal telephone line.
ISP	Internet Service Provider: Provides access to the Internet for consumers and smaller businesses.
JPEG (or JPG)	Joint Photographics Experts Group: A graphics file format. Commonly used in web pages.
LAN	Local Area Network: Computers in the same office or complex connected to share data. Small businesses use Ethernet as their network standard.
Laplink Cable	A cable that connects two computers through their parallel ports.
LCD	Liquid Crystal Display: The display type used on laptop computers and high-end monitors.
LCD	Liquid Crystal Diode: A type of computer display. Used for laptop displays and high quality desktop computer displays.
LDAP	Lightweight Directory Access Protocol: A language used by e-mail programs to send and collect e-mail. It can also be used for sharing information.
Link	A marker on a web page that lets you move to another section or page in a web site. Properly known as a hyperlink.
Linux	An operating system like Windows or Mac OS. Unlike the commercial operating systems the basic Linux system is developed by millions of volunteers to provide it for free. Some companies that supply it make their money from support and extras.
LPT	Line Printer Port: Another term for a printer port.
Malware	A general term for software that intends to do no good to your computer. Includes adware, spyware, Trojan horses and viruses.
Mapped drive	A mapped drive or printer is a resource on the network that the computer believes to be directly connected to it. For instance, the machine server may have a folder called documents that is shared on the network. Another machine may map that folder and will then think it is a drive installed within the computer.
MCSE	Microsoft Certified System Engineer: Has been certified by Microsoft to support the products stated on the MSCE.
Meta Tags	Text that is embedded in web pages but not normally visible to a browser. These are designed to tell search engines what is relevant on the site.
Motherboard	The motherboard is the base computer circuit that everything else inside the computer plugs into.
MTBF	Mean Time Between Failure: A statistical measure of how long a part can be expected to last before failing. Each manufacturer has their own measure so MTBF should be treated with a grain of salt.
Nag Screen	A message that constantly pops up asking you to do something like register or upgrade your software.
Nagware	Software that constantly asks you to register or buy the paid for version.
Naked DSL	An ADSL service that isn't connected to the telephone network. If you plug a phone into the line, you won't get a dial tone. A much more reliable way of getting onto the net.
NAT	Network Address Translation:
Netbios	The networking language used on Microsoft Networks
Netbook	A small, cheap portable computer designed primarily for websurfing.
Netware	The networking operating system from Novell.
Newbie	Somebody who is new to computers or the Internet and is just getting the hang of things. Commonly used in news groups and chat rooms. Also known as a n00b.
Newsgroup	The message board system of the Internet. Also known as Usenet.
NIC	Network Interface Card. The device that connects a computer to a network. Ethernet cards are standard on most systems and wireless NICs are built into most laptops.
NOS	Network Operating System: The program which runs a computer network.
NSFW	Not Safe For Work. A file or link to a webpage that might get you in trouble if you open it at work.
NTFS	New Technology File System: A file format system. This was introduced by Microsoft for hard drives in Windows NT systems. It's the main format for Windows XP and Vista systems.
OCR	Optical Character Recognition: Allows your computer to translate scanned documents into a word processing program.
OEM	Original Equipment Manufacturer: A computer store or consultant that builds systems. Many hardware and software companies supply discount versions of their products to OEMs on the basis that these people now how to install them and will include them in their products.
Open Source	Open source software are computer programs where the code is available for public use. Anyone can change it on the conditionall of their changes are also available to the public.
Parallel Port	The older printer port on IBM compatible computers, also known as the LPT or printer port. Devices like Zip drives could also be connected to parallel ports. Parallel ports have been largely superceded by USB and are dying out.
Partition	A hard drive needs to have partitions defining where the data is stored before it can be formatted. Normally a drive has just one partition, but the drive can be divided up into a number of partitions. These will appear as different hard drives to the computer.
PATA	Parallel ATA, also known as IDE. An older standard for hard drives.
Patch Cable	A short length of network cable that connects a computer or hub to a wall connection or patch panel.
Patch Panel	A panel where all the network cables in an office run to. From the patch panel the cables connect to the hub, telephone system, router or any other computer or communication equipment.
PC Cards	Credit card sized devices that slide into the side of laptop computers. Usually these are modems or network cards but just about any computer accessory can be found in PC card format
PC Exchange	A program that allows Mac OS9 and earlier systems to read PC formatted removable disks. Not necessary on OSX.
PCI	Peripheral Component Interconnect: Standard motherboard slot for installing expansion cards. Used on PC’s and Macs.
PCIe	PCI Express: The successor to PCI that allows faster data transfer within the computer.
PCMCIA	See PC Cards
PDA	Personal Digital Assistant: A handheld computer that is used for keeping contacts and diaries. Common examples include Palm Pilots and Windows CE devices.
PDF	An Adobe Acrobat document. A common way of sending documents
Peer to peer	A network that is set up where all computers are equal and share each others files and printers.
PIM	Personal Information Manager: Software for keeping appointments, contacts and expenses. The electronic equivalent of a paper based personal organiser. Some PIMs have built in e-mail support.
Ping	A little program that tests an Internet connection. It sends a “ping” down the Internet to another machine that answers with another “ping”. If you can’t get a reply then there is a problem with your connection.
Plain Text	A way of formatting documents that uses text only, there are no special fonts, tables, colours or anything else. Just the basic text.
Plug and Play	A standard that allows computers to automatically recognise components installed on a computer.
Plug-in	A sub-program that gives another program the ability to do something. To read an acrobat pdf file in a web browser, you will need the Acrobat plug-in.
POP (e-mail)	Post Office Protocol: A language used by e-mail programs to collect e-mail.
POP (Internet)	Point of Presence: The dial in points offered by an Internet Service Provider. An Internet user in Cairns will choose an ISP with a POP in Cairns rather than one in Hobart.
Ports (hardware)	Sockets you plug equipment into. You might plug a network cable (see RJ45) into a network port.
Ports (Internet)	The doorways into a computer from the Internet. Different types of traffic uses different ports. For instance web sites usually use ports 80, 8080 and 3128.
Port forwarding	Tells a router where certain types of Internet traffic should be sent to.
Port Replicator	A cut down version of the docking station.
POST	Post On Self-Test: A test run by a computer when it is turned on. On completing the POST, PC’s sound one or two beeps, Macs show a happy Mac symbol.
POTS	Plain Old Telephone Service: The standard dial up telephone service.
Power Sag	When the incoming voltage drops too low. This causes a computer to reboot. Also known as a brown-out.
Power Spike	The same as a power surge
Power supply	When the power goes into the computer it needs to be reduced and sent to the right places at the right voltages. This is the job of the power supply.
Power Surge	When the voltage of the incoming mains power momentarily goes to a level that damages electrical equipment.
Protocol	A language used between computers trying to communicate.
Profile	A unique set of data and settings saved for each user that uses a computer or network.
Proxy server	A computer that connects a network to the Internet. The other computers on the network think the proxy server is the Internet. It is a proxy for the Internet.
RAID	Redundant Array of Inexpensive Drives: A group of cheap hard drives strung together to either improve reliability, speed or back up data.
RAM	Random Access Memory: Is where all the programs and data your computer has in use are stored. When you are finished with them the information goes back to the hard drive. The more RAM you can put in a computer or printer the better.
RAS	Remote Access Services: Allows your computer to talk to other computers outside the office. Outgoing RAS includes accessing the Internet. Incoming RAS allows you and your staff to log into the office from home or on the road.
Readme	Most software comes with a readme file. This contains information on late-breaking problems and features.
Registry	The files that keep Windows settings. The registry is essential to running Windows and should never be played with.
Removable Disks	Disks like floppy disks, zip drives and CD-ROMs that can be removed. Hard drives cannot be removed.
Reseller	The people who sold you the software or equipment
RJ-45	A type of connector for cat 5 and 6 network cables. An RJ 45 plug is square with a plastic tab on one end. It looks like a big telephone connector.
Road Warrior	A business user who is constantly working out of the office. Usually has a laptop and wireless Internet connection to do their work.
ROM	Read Only Memory: In a computer or video game the ROM is the basic program that allows the machine or component to start.
Root Directory	The base directory for a drive. On a PC, the c:\ prompt is the root directory.
Rootkit	A particularly vicious type of malware. It hides deep in the computer's operating system and can be extremely difficult to remove.
Router	A device that directs data on a computer network to different parts of the network or off onto the Internet.
RTF	Rich Text Format: A way of formatting documents that uses basic common elements of word processors. You can use fonts, put them in bold or italic and use tabs, but you cannot use advanced features.
RTFM	Read That Fine Manual: What the technician is thinking as he explains something very obvious to a user.
SAS	See SCSI
SATA	Serial Advanced Technology Attachment. The newer standard for home and small business hard drives. It replaces the older IDE/PATA standard drives.
SCSI	Small Computer Components Interface: Used for connecting devices that need to transfer data at high speed. Typical devices include hard drives, CD writers, backup tapes and scanners. Not common on PCs.
Secure Sockets Layer	SSL creates a secure connection between a client and a server. It protects usernames and passwords over the Internet. This essential when using banking websites, Internet cafes and wireless networks.
Serial Port	The older technology for connecting data devices. Largely superceded by USB.
Server	A computer that shares resources on a network. A file server shares files, a print server shares printers.
Service Level Agreement	Where a supplier guarantees a certain level of service. Most commonly used in corporate sector IT and by business grade Internet Providers. An example is an ISP giving a 99.99% SLA which means the Internet will only be down one in ten thousand times.
Shaping	The practice of slowing an Internet connection down when the customer exceeds their monthly data limit.
Signature	A file or text that attaches to the bottom of an e-mail. Usually contains contact details, a blurb about the business and possibly a disclaimer.
SLA	See Service Level Agreement.
SMTP	Simple Mail Transport Protocol: A language used by e-mail programs to send e-mail.
Spam	Unsolicited e-mail usually advertising garbage but sometimes containing malware.
Spam Bot	A computer that has been hacked and taken control by a program that sends spam. As of early 2008, the vast majority of spam sent comes from spam bot infected systems.
Spyware	Programs that connect to the Internet and report usage details back to the vendor.
SSID	Service Set IDentifier. SSID is the name of a wireless network. For instance a Netgear wireless router will come an SSID of netgear. This can be changed by the owner.
Streaming Media (Internet)	Audio and video programs that are fed to users across the Internet.
Streaming Media (storage)	Tape drives are what are known as streaming media. The data is saved on a stream of tape.
Suspend to disk	An older term for Hibernate.
Swap file	The same as Virtual memory. The computer uses the swap file for information it cannot keep in it’s memory.
Switch	A sophisticated type of hub, it reads and directs the network traffic.
TCO	Total Cost of Ownership: The total cost of owning a computer, including equipment, training, support, upgrades and consumables.
TCP/IP	Transport Control Protocol/Internet Protocol: The networking language that the Internet uses.
TFT	Thin Film Transistor: A method of manufacturing active LCD displays. This gives a good quality picture.
Tiff	Tagged Image File Format: An image format standard developed for data exchange, often used in faxing and scanning.
Toner	The fine powder used in laser printers and photo-copiers.
Trialware	Software that has a free use period. The idea is you use it to see if you like it and after a certain period you're asked to pay for it. As of 2008 many computer manufacturers are bundling too much trialware with new computers which affects their performance.
Trojan Horse	A malicious program that gets onto your system by pretending to be, or attaching itself to, an innocent program.
UAC	User Access Control. This is the way Windows Vista tries to protect itself from unwanted files. Before you can install programs or make important changes, Vista asks you to log on as an administrator. It’s a pain, but it’s important.
UNIX	Operating systems that are available for PCs, generally used for servers and specialist workstations. Linux is a free UNIX, most types of UNIX systems are commercial programs.
Uploads	Send data from your computer to another computer or to the Internet.
UPnP	Universal Plug and Play. Allows games, other computer programs and equipment to tell the network what it needs to operate.
UPS	Uninterruptable Power Supply: Is a large battery which gives a computer user time to save their work and shut down when a blackout happens.
URL	Universal Resource Locater: Simply put, an Internet address. The address www.pcrescue.com.au is a web page URL.
USB	Universal Serial Bus: A standard for connecting external devices such as keyboards, monitors, scanners, cameras and modems to a computer.
Usenet	The Internet message board system. It was one of the earliest services available on the net and is still used today for general discussion and sharing of information.
UTP	UnTwisted Pair: Another term for cat 5 cable.
Vaporware	Software or a project that is announced by a vendor where they have no intention of actually ever release it. Usually done for marketing purposes to distract from a competitor's better product.
Vendor	The supplier of the software or hardware, if you buy Microsoft Office, the vendor is Microsoft.
Virus	A computer program that attempts to install itself on other computers.
Virtual Memory	When a computer doesn’t have enough RAM to run a program or open a document it uses virtual memory. Virtual memory is a file on the hard drive which the computer swaps less important things out of the memory into then swaps them back when they are needed. Virtual memory is also called a swap file.
VPN	Virtual Private Network: A network that uses the Internet to share data between computers not on the same local network. The VPN encrypts the data so it is difficult for hackers to monitor the traffic.
WAN	Wide Area Network: A network of computers that are not in the same office or complex. A building company may use a WAN to connect it’s site offices with head office. A WAN can use leased lines, dial up connections or a VPN.
Warez	Web sites that have illegal copies of software, authentication codes or passwords. Legitimate businesses should have no reason to be frequenting these sites.
WEP	Wireless Encryption Protocol. The older security method for protecting wireless networks, superceded by WPA. Generally not recommended although some equipment requires it.
Wi-Fi	The industry term for wireless networking, also known as 802.11 networks.
WLAN	Wireless LAN. A group of computers connected over a wireless network.
Workgroup	A group of computers on a network.
WPA	Wi-Fi Protected Access. The currently preferred method for securing wireless networks from unwanted hitch-hikers.
Write Protect	Protecting a drive or disk from being overwritten. Some types of disks have a physical switch, others have a software setting.
XML	eXtensible Mark up Language: A web design language similar to HTML but with built in programming features.
YMMV	Your Mileage may vary: Your situation may be different to the author’s.
Zip file	A file that has been compressed to fit on a disk or make it quicker to transmit over the web.
Zip disk	A proprietary brand of removable disk. Now superceded.
Zero day exploit	A security problem in a program where the bad guys have discovered it before the programmer or the computing community.

http://www.pcrescue.com.au/jargon.htm

What did he say???
Computer jargon explained.

Compiled by Jon Storm.
2013 edition.

It says...	It means...
404 error	An error message received when you try to access a web page that either doesn't exist or is unavailable at the address you gave.
80211a, 80211b, 80211g, 80211i, 80211n	Different standards for operating wireless networks (Wi-Fi). Loosely the higher the letter, the faster the speed.
80286, 80386, 80486 (or 286, 386, 486)	Three generations of PC processor, now pretty much obsolete, the ancestors of Intel's Pentium. The 286 was the earliest processor able to run (just about) a version of Windows, although the 386 was really the minimum to run it properly. The 486 was the earliest processor able to run Windows 95 - just about. Machines of this vintage cannot run modern versions of Windows at all, but many are still in use as basic word-processors or where a dedicated machine is required which doesn't need to be powerful.
ActiveX	A Windows technology which allows programmers to do various things on your computer. The early versions had security issues which hackers could exploit.
ADSL	(Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line) A method of connecting a computer to the internet over a standard voice phone line usingethernet office networking technology. Most broadband connections work this way. Asymmetric because it is faster from internet to PC than the other way.
Adware	Software which displays advertisements on your computer. Sometimes installed as part of a "free" application, sometimes by stealth. See alsoMalware, Spyware.
AFAICS, AFAIK, AFAIR	(As Far As I Can See/Know/Recall) Internet slang.
AGP	(Advanced Graphics Port) A special slot on the PC motherboardfor graphics cards, and the format of the cards themselves. Standard on new PCs from 1998. "AGP x 2" runs at twice the speed of the original AGP, AGP x 4 at four times the speed etc. Now being replaced by PCI Express.
AI	(Artificial Intelligence) A program designed to respond "intelligently" to various situations, for example the computer opponent(s) in a game.
AIUI	(As I Understand It) Internet slang.
always-on	An internet connection which remains on 24/7 such as ADSL orcable, rather than only connecting on demand like a dialup.
Android	A popular operating system for smartphones and tablets, owned by Google.
antispam	An antispam program is used to filter out email spam.
antivirus	Software which protects computers from viruses and suchlike. Has to be updated frequently to keep up with the latest threats, so is usually sold with a subscription which enables you to download updates from the internet.
AOL	(America On Line) An Internet Service Provider, or ISP. AOL were in business as a large commercial bulletin board before the internet really took off. Now they are an ISP specialising in family-friendly internet access.
Apple	The Apple Corporation makes the only successful mass-market personal computer which doesn't use Microsoft Windows, the Mac, and the phenomenally successful iPhone (smartphone), iPod (music player) and iPad (tablet).
App	(APPlication) Any software used to carry out a particular task, such as office programs or games, particularly on smartphones. Usually downloaded to the device from an online store. Essentially another word for program.
Applet	A small program used to carry out a particular task, often on a web page.
Architecture	The basic design of a computer's hardware. Computers with different architecture, such as the PC and the Mac, cannot run each others' programs.
ASCII	(American Standard Code for Information Interchange) An early and very basic format for text files, standard across pretty much all computers and mail systems. It only includes upper and lower case letters, numbers, and standard punctuation marks, but more sophisticated text formats still tend to be based on it. An ASCII file is a basic text-only file generated by a program like Notepad.
ATAPI	(ATtAchment Packet Interface) An upgrade to EIDE which allows the hard disk controller to control CD drives as well. Almost all CD and DVD drives are controlled this way.
ATB	(All The Best) Internet slang.
ATM	(At The Moment) Internet slang.
Attachment	A file sent by email is "attached" to the email. An attachment can be a picture, a document, a program or any other type of file. You should never open an attachment if you are not sure what it is, because someviruses propagate as email attachments; but they can't infect your machine if you don't open the attachment.
AUP	(Acceptable Use Policy) A document setting out what an Internet Service Provider deems an acceptable use of their services, usually published on their website. Typically it will forbid the publication of obscene or defamatory material, and sending email or newsgroupspam. If you violate your ISP's AUP, they will usually close your account down immediately.
autocorrect	A feature in many programs which automatically corrects your spelling, and even your grammar, as you type. Better switched off if you use obscure technical terms, or prefer your own interpretation of the rules of grammar, or else you are likely to find that it's "corrected" your text to something you didn't intend.
Avatar	A picture or figure representing a person in an online environment.
Backup, back up	A backup is an extra copy of your work, eg documents, pictures etc, saved onto a removable storage medium such as CD, DVD or magnetic tape, so that if your computer is stolen or breaks down you don't lose everything. Backup is a noun, back up is a verb.
Backwards-compatible	A program (or system) designed to work with data generated by earlier versions of itself, even though the format may since have changed completely.
bandwidth	A measure of total amount of data transferred over a period of time, often used to measure how busy a website is. A webhost will usually base its charges on the bandwidth a website uses, ie how much data per month is requested from it.
beat-'em-up	A computer game in which you control one or more characters fighting onscreen using karate, kung-fu and so forth. Derives from shoot-'em-up.
biometric	A system that examines biological things like fingerprints or retinas, usually for security purposes.
BIOS	(Basic Input/Output System; pr. "by-oss") A program built into every PC for setting up very basic things, like how many hard and floppy disks you have and what type they are; the first thing that loads when you start your PC. You usually only need to access the BIOS if you are upgrading your hardware, eg adding more RAM or an extra disk drive, or setting a power-on password. BIOS settings are stored in a special type of memory called CMOS.
Bit	The smallest unit of information in a computer, can either equal 0 or 1. Eight bits equal one byte.
Bitmap	See bmp.
blog	(weBLOG) A website documenting someone's life and/or thoughts.
Bluetooth	A short range wireless data communication system for smartphones and other computing devices. However Bluetooth devices from different manufacturers wouldn't always communicate with each other reliably, so it hasn't really taken off as the industry had hoped, and it is now under threat from faster wireless technologies (see Wi-Fi).
bmp	(BitMaP) A standard type of graphics file. An uncompressed format, so the files tend to be fairly big.
Boot, boot up	Usually used to mean "start up the computer". Literally, the process of loading up the operating system and getting the computer ready for use. See Reboot. A "boot password" is a password you have to give to start up the computer.
Boot disk	A CD pr DVD which holds a copy of the operating system, or enough of it to start the computer, useful if the computer won't start up properly from the hard disk.
Bot	(roBOT) An automated program, usually performing a function on the internet such as indexing webpages or sorting email.
bps	(Bits Per Second) A measure of how quickly information is being transferred, usually via a modem or network. Divide by ten to get an approximation of the number of characters per second (cps). See alsoKbps, Mbps.
BRB	(Be Right Back) Internet slang.
Broadband	Internet access over a connection much faster than an ordinary modem, such as ADSL or cable.
Browser	A program used for viewing World Wide Web pages on the Internet. Usually available free for download. Popular browsers include Internet Explorer (IE), which is built in to Windows, Mozilla Firefox, and Google Chrome. The most popular browser on Apple devices is Safari.
BTW	(By The Way) Internet slang.
Buffer	A temporary storage area for data, often used to "smooth out" incoming audio or video streams. Several seconds worth of material is stored in the buffer and it is then played back from there, so that if there is a brief interruption in the stream your music or video doesn't stop.
Bug	Error, especially in a program, that has been missed in testing. The story goes that the original bug was an insect that got itself cremated inside an electrical circuit in an early computer, causing it to fail (and I don't suppose the insect enjoyed it much, either). It took them ages to figure out what was causing the problem, and when they eventually found the bug the story passed into legend.
Bulletin Board	A semi-public area which computer users can connect to using a modem, to read and post messages and/or exchange files. Now largely replaced by websites.
Burn	Create a CD or DVD.
Byte	A basic unit of measurement for pieces of information; the space required to store one character. See also Bit, Kilobyte, Megabyte,Gigabyte, Terabyte.
Cable	1) Any insulated wiring used to connect computer equipment together. 2) An always-on high speed internet connection similar to ADSL but using cable TV technology instead of a phoneline.
Cache	A temporary storage area for frequently or recently used data, either in memory, on your hard disk or the internet. For example, if you go back to a webpage you have recently visited, your PC will usually be able to display it from the internet cache on your hard disk, so it won't need to download it from the internet again.
CAD	(Computer Aided Design) Software used to produce complex technical drawings by designers and engineers.
CCD	(Charge Coupled Device) The component of a scanner or digital camera which actually takes the pictures. The quality of image it is capable of is usually measured in Megapixels - the higher the number, the more detailed the image.
CD Burner	A CD drive that can create ("burn") CDs.
CD-ROM, CD-R	(Compact Disk-Read Only Memory) A misnomer, as strictly speaking it is not memory but storage. Identical to standard music CDs. A popular medium for releasing programs. Now being replaced by DVD, which has a much higher capacity.
CD-RW	(Compact Disk-ReWriter) A CD drive which can create CDs, either audio or data, using special rewriteable CDs which are also often called CD-RWs. A CD-RW drive can also create ordinary CDs, though not rewrite them.
Character	A letter of the alphabet, number, space or punctuation mark is a character.
Chatroom	A website where you can meet and chat live (via the keyboard) with other internet users. Most such websites have multiple "rooms", each dedicated to a particular topic or theme.
Chip	A silicon wafer with millions of tiny circuits engraved on it - what computers are made of..
Chrome	A popular internet browser, free from the Google Corporation.
Clipboard	A temporary storage area in Windows. When you cut (Ctrl-X) or copy (Ctrl-C) highlighted text, documents or whatever in Windows they are sent to the clipboard; when you paste (Ctrl-V) they are copied from the clipboard to the cursor position. Sending something to the clipboard automatically overwrites its previous contents.
Cloud, the	Remote storage via the internet, or sometimes just the internet in general. Called "the cloud" because you don't know where your data is physically located, it's just out there somewhere.
Cluster	Data stored on a disk is spread across a number of clusters, small physical areas on the disk. How big they are depends on the way the disk is formatted.
CMOS	(Complementary Metal Oxide Semiconductor; pr. "see-moss") A special type of memory which retains its data when the PC is switched off, used to store settings for things like what type of hard disk you have, and how much memory. The settings are accessed via theBIOS.
CMYK	(Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Keystone black ) The standard four colours used by most printers - almost any colour can be created out of these. See also RGB.
codec	(COmpressor/DECompressor) A small piece of computer code that tells the computer how to decode particular types of information, usually video files. If your video player won't play a particular format, you can usually download and install a codec which will tell it how from the internet.
Compatible	Compatible pieces of equipment can work together; incompatible ones can't.
Compression	A way of making files smaller, either to fit into restricted storage space or to speed up transmission over the Internet. Popular compression standards include JPEG and GIF for pictures, MP3 for music files,MPEG, MP4, AVI and MOV for movie footage, and zip for just about everything else.
Console	Nowadays usually refers to a dedicated gaming computer such as the Playstation or X-Box. Originally meant a terminal connected to a mainframe computer.
Cookie	A small data file stored on your computer by a website, in theory to allow it to "remember" your preferences, but in practise mostly used to track which adverts you have seen. You can set most browsers to reject all cookies, or to ask your permission before storing them, but this can generate multiple error messages on some websites and is generally more hassle than it's worth - they are pretty harmless.
cps	(Characters Per Second) A measure of how quickly information, particularly text, is being transferred over a modem link or network. See also bps.
CPU	(Central Processing Unit) The nerve centre of the computer : everything flows through it. Often just called "the processor". The best known PC processors are Intel's Pentium and AMD's Athlon.
Crack, cracked	A crack is a small program intended to defeat software's copy protection, thus allowing unlicensed copies to be made - stealing it, in effect. Software that is distributed with its copy protection disabled or bypassed has been "cracked".
Crash	When a computer program or operating system stops working completely or almost completely it (or the computer) is said to have "crashed". When a computer crashes it usually needs to be rebootedbefore it can be used again. See also lockup.
Crawler	A program that indexes pages on the World Wide Web for search engines.
CRT	(Cathode Ray Tube) The imaging technology used in older desktop monitors. Provides an excellent colour display, but is extremely bulky and is widely being replaced by flatscreens.
CSS	(Cascading Style Sheets) A set of HTML commands used to control the style of web pages, much more complex than the <FONT> tag-set it is intended to replace, but also more powerful and particularly useful for retaining a uniform style across a large website. Generally only used by professional web designers.
Cyberspace	Loosely speaking, the internet, and virtual places thereon. Cyber is used as a prefix meaning related to computers or the internet.
Cybersquatter	Someone who buys up internet domain names in order to sell them on at a profit.
Data	Any information created by a user, such as documents, pictures or sound recordings.
Database	A program used for organising any kind of information on a computer into a searchable form, anything from a list of contacts to a complex stock control and accounts system.
DDR	(Double Data Rate) A fast type of RAM for a PC. DDR2 is a yet faster version.
Default	A default setting is one you haven't changed - what a program will do (or use) if you don’t tell it any different. "Accept the defaults" means leave any settings as they are.
Desktop	A computer designed to sit on a desk (as opposed to a laptop). InWindows, it also means the screen you see when you aren't running any programs, with "My Computer", the Recycle Bin and so on.
Dialup	An early kind of internet connection, using a phone line and a modem. Much slower than broadband, it has to make a phone call to the server and establish a connection before you can use it.
Digital	Literally "to do with numbers". Often used to describe a device using computer technology to replace older, traditional technologies. For example, a digital camera is one that stores images electronically rather than on chemical film.
DIMM	(Dual In-line Memory Module; pr. "dim") A module of RAM(memory) for a PC, replacing the older SIMM specification.
Directory	An area on a disk for storing files, particularly in DOS. Usually called a folder in Windows.
Disk	Generic term for a type of storage device, such as a hard disk or afloppy disk (diskette). So called because the important part, where the information is actually stored, is circular, although you can't see it because it is hidden away inside a protective shell.
Diskette	Also known as a floppy disk. Now obsollete. Called a diskette because it was smaller than the original huge floppy disks.
DNS	(Domain Name Service/System) An internet service that converts a human web address such as www.jonstorm.com into the numeric address that computers use, called the IP address. "Can't resolve DNS" usually means that this conversion has failed and therefore the website can't be found.
Domain	An internet address owned by a company, organisation or individual, such as jonstorm.com, nasa.gov or bbc.co.uk. See also TLD, How web addresses work.
Dongle	A small hardware device used for copy protection with some software. The dongle must be plugged in to a port on the computer, often the printer port, or the software won't function. They are unpopular with users because if the dongle gets lost or broken, the software won't function.
DOS	(Disk Operating System; pr. "doss") Usually refers to MS-DOS, which was the standard operating system for PCs until Windows 95came out, now pretty much obsolete. Controlled by typing in text commands and has several serious limitations, but requires a much less powerful computer than Windows 95.
DoS	(Denial of Service) A form of attack on (usually) an internet service, which aims to prevent the service from operating properly, often by bombarding it with more information than it can process. See alsoMailbomb.
Download	To transfer information (files) from a network (such as the Internet) onto a user's PC. See also upload.
dpi	(Dots Per Inch) A measure of picture quality, often used to measure printer capabilities. The higher the number, the better the quality.
Dreamweaver	A superb graphical editor for websites, widely used by professional web designers.
Driver	A small program used by the operating system to control hardware such as a sound or video card. Often downloading the latest driver for a device from the manufacturer's website will improve its functionality.
DRM	(Digital Rights Management) Software intended to prevent the unauthorised duplication of copyrighted audio, video or software. Unpopular with users because if there is ever a problem with it, such as the rights management company folding, your legally-purchased content becomes unplayable. Following a lot of problems of this kind it has largely been abandoned by the music industry.
Dual core, dual-core	PC processors which have two complete processors on the same chip, allowing computers to handle multiple tasks faster. See alsoquad-core.
Dual layer	A technology allowing two layers of data to be written to a DVD instead of the usual one, thus increasing its capacity.
DVD	(Digital Versatile Disk) A more advanced version of the standard CD which can hold far more information, now standard on most PCs. Widely used for high-quality digital movies and software. DVD drives can also read ordinary CDs.
DVD RW, DVD Writer	(Digital Versatile Disk ReWriter) A DVD drive that can create ("write") rewriteable DVDs. There are several competing formats at the moment, but most recent drives support more than one format. It is likely that one of these formats will become standard in time, but at the moment it is not clear which. To add to the confusion, they tend to have very similar names : for example DVD+RW and DVD-RW are completely different formats, and incompatible with each other.
DVI	(Direct Video Interface) A special type of connector for computer monitors, particularly flat panels.
It says...	It means...
E-commerce	Conducting business over the internet, and particularly the World Wide Web.
EIDE	(Enhanced Integrated Drive Electronics) A popular hard diskformat. As its name implies, an upgraded version of IDE.
EISA	(Extended Industry Standard Architecture; pr. "ee-icer") An upgraded version of ISA, now obsolete; usually used with reference to expansion cards.
Email (or e-mail)	(Electronic mail ; pr. "ee-mail") A way to send messages between computers, or more to the point their users, either over a network or the Internet. E-mail is usually just text, but can have pictures or other files attached. See Attachment.
Emoticon	(EMOTion ICON) A group of symbols used to indicate emotions inemail or newsgroups. The most popular is the smiley :-) or :) (look at it sideways), but there are lots of variations including the sad face   :-( , the wink ;-) , and the astonished face :-0 .
Encrypt, encryption	Coding data so that it can't be read by hackers etc when transmitted over the internet. For example, any reputable website selling goods by credit card will encrypt your credit card number and personal details.
Ethernet	The system used to connect computers to a network or the internet with a physical cable, including most broadband internet connections. Usually much faster than a wireless connection.
Excel	The most popular spreadsheet program for PCs, part of the Microsoft Office suite.
exe (or .exe)	(EXEcutable; pr. "exie", "dot exie" ) A file which is usually the main part of a program. A program may consist of just an exe file and nothing else, or there may be dozens of files, including more exes.
Expansion card (or board)	A circuitboard which can be plugged in to an expansion slot on the PC's motherboard, to give the PC extra capabilities. A lot of the features originally provided by expansion cards, like sound, graphics and network connections, are now built in.
Extension	The part of a PC filename after the dot (.), often used to tell Windows what type of file it is. For example, files ending in .exe are programs, and files ending .jpg or .gif are pictures. Note that Windows is often set up not to display the extension in Windows Explorer or My Computer, another helpful idea to confuse beginners from our friends at Microsoft.
FAQ	(Frequently Asked Questions). A document on a website or in a newsgroup which gives answers to common problems and questions. Look for an FAQ if you have a problem with something, before you email or phone support.
FAT	(File Allocation Table; pr. "fat") A sort of index of where data is stored on a hard disk, used by the operating system.
FDD	(Fixed Disk Drive, Floppy Disk Drive). The slot on the PC which accepts floppy disks, almost always referred to as "Drive A:" by the computer. Now obsolete.
FFS	(For F***'s Sake) Internet slang, not suitable for polite company.
File	All information on a computer is stored in files, whether it is part of a program, a document created by a user, a picture, or anything else. Most software is made up of dozens, sometimes hundreds, of different files.
File server	A type of computer used on networks to provide files and other services to other computers. Often just called a server.
Filter	1) A device which allows you to use an ordinary phone over a telephone line set up for an ADSL internet connection. Also called a micro-filter. 2) A program or set of programs that automatically removes spam from your email.
Firefox	A popular alternative browser, available free from Mozilla, which you can use instead of Internet Explorer.
Firewall	Originally a dedicated computer between you and the internet, preventing hackers, spammers and similar undesirables from taking over your PC. Now often just a program running on your PC, performing the same task. Recent versions of Windows have one built-in.
Firewire	A standard for very fast data transfer, popular for applications that use very large files, particularly video editing. Requires special hardware, generally added to a computer as an expansion card.
Flame	Internet slang for an email or newsgroup post insulting or telling someone off.
Flamewar	A public trading of insults in a newsgroup or forum. Sometimes flamewars get so out of hand that there are hundreds of flames in the newsgroup and almost nothing else.
Flash	A technology for displaying animations (mostly) on webpages, created by the Macromedia Corporation. The Flash Player is a plugin which enables internet browsers to display the animations.
Flash drive	A removable data storage device, usually thumb sized and plugged into a PC's USB port.
Floppy disk	Also known as a diskette. Now obsolete. Originally called floppy disks because they were round and non-rigid, but later the actual floppy disk was enclosed inside a rigid, near-square protective casing. Most programs used to be released on floppy disks, but modern programs are so large that they are now released on CD ROM or DVD instead.
FOAD	(<bleep> Off And Die) Internet slang. Pretty self-explanatory really.
Folder	An area on a disk for storing files in. Folders can also contain other folders, which in turn can contain more folders, and so on almost to infinity. Also called a directory, especially by people used to DOS.
Forum	A public or semi-public area on a website or bulletin board where you can read and post messages on a particular topic, allowing public debate.
FPS	1 (Frames Per Second) A measure of the smoothness and quality of animations, particularly in computer games. The more frames per second, the better the quality. 2 (First Person Shooter) A computer game where you shoot things, played from a first person perspective, ie with you standing behind the gun(s). Also known as a shoot-'em-up.
frag	Shoot someone in a computer game.
FTP	(File Transfer Protocol). A way of transferring files to or from an internet server. Often how you upload webpages to the internet.
GB	See Gigabyte.
GHz	Gigahertz - billions of cycles per second. Often used as a measurement of a PC processor chip's speed and power, with bigger numbers meaning a bit more speed, and a higher price. 1000 MHz = 1.0 GigaHertz. See also MHz.
GIF	(Graphics Interchange Format) A popular type of compressed graphics (picture) file, widely used on the WWW. Best for artwork with 256 colours or less. See also jpg, compression.
Gigabyte (or Gig)	Unit of measurement for pieces of information : approximately 1 billion bytes, 1 million kilobytes, or 1000 megabytes. Hard disk sizes are usually measured in gigabytes. Often shortened to "GB", "Gig" or just G.
GIGO	(Garbage In Garbage Out; pr. "guy-go") A fundamental principle of computing, that if you feed a computer bad data, you will get bad results, even if the program is working perfectly.
Google	Started out as search engine and rapidly became so much better at it than everyone else that "to google" was (and is) widely used to mean "to look up via the internet". Now a huge, rich and influential corporation with fingers in many pies, owners of the Android operating system. Its headquarters are in California and it has offices and data centers all over the world.
GPF	(General Protection Fault) An common error message in early versions of Windows, seen when a program tried to do something Windows thought it shouldn't, often locking up the PC.
Graphics	A catch-all term for anything involving drawing images on a PC screen. A game with great graphics is one that is visually spectacular.
GUI	(Graphical User Interface; pr. "gooey") means that a program's controls are represented pictorially, with symbols, buttons and so forth, and mostly controlled by pointing and clicking with a mouse rather than having to type in text commands. Almost all modern software is GUI controlled. (see also Windows, WYSIWYG).
Hacker	Person who uses computers to access ("hack") systems they are not supposed to have access to, eg other people's financial details, personnel files, military secrets etc. Hacking can get you arrested.
HAND	(Have A Nice Day) Internet slang, often used ironically.
Hard disk	A computer's main (and fastest and most convenient) storage for programs and data. Originally named to distinguish it from floppy disks. All PCs are fitted with hard disks, sometimes more than one. The first (or only) hard disk is usually called C: by the computer. The most popular hard disk formats are currently EIDE and SCSI.
Hardware	The physical parts of a computer.
HD, HDD	(Hard Disk Drive) The main data storage unit in a computer. Seehard disk.
Homepage	A page on the World Wide Web. Confusingly "homepage" is used indiscriminately to describe several slightly different things : an amateur's hobby site; the front or main page of any website; or the page which your browser first goes to when you start it up.
Hotspot	A location where a computer can connect to a wireless network (seeWi-Fi).
HTH	(Hope This Helps) Internet slang, often added at the end of an email or newsgroup post answering a question.
HTML	(HyperText Markup Language) The system used for creating World Wide Web pages, ordinary text with commands for special effects like pictures, colour and links enclosed between < > symbols. You can add the various HTML commands to ordinary text by hand - it's not difficult, see Absolute Beginner's HTML - or have it generated for you by software, either one of the many specialist editors or even a word processing program like Microsoft Word (although Word isn't very good at it).
http	(HyperText Transfer Protocol) The protocol or "language" computers use to send web pages over the internet. Almost every WWW address starts "http://", though many browsers understand if you omit it.
Hub	A basic device for connecting computers together to form a network. See Router.
Hung	If a computer (or sometimes just a program) gets completely stuck and refuses to do anything, it has hung. See also lockup.
Hyperlink	Any kind of link on a webpage. Unless you typed this page's URL in by hand, you got here by clicking on a hyperlink.
Hypertext	A way of presenting text so that you can click on a link within it, say a cross-reference, and instantly be transported to the relevant text, whether it is elsewhere in the current document or in another document entirely. The most obvious examples are World Wide Web pages.
IANAL	(I Am Not A Lawyer) Internet slang. Amazing how often this one comes up.
IBM	(International Business Machines) The company that designed and built the first PCs, and still a giant of the industry. Standard PCs were originally referred to as "IBM compatible", although IBM no longer controls the PC standard.
Icon	Small pictogram either representing a file, or providing shortcuts for carrying out common tasks such as saving and printing inside anapplication.
IDE	(Integrated Drive Electronics ) A type of PC hard disk, now obsolete, the foreunner of EIDE.
IE	(Internet Explorer) Microsoft's web browser, included free in Windows. If followed by a number (IE9, IE8 etc), it refers to a particular version of that browser.
IIRC	(If I Recall Correctly) Internet slang.
IM	(Instant Messenging) A program that allows you to "chat" live via keyboard over the internet. Both parties must be running the same IM software - there are several different brands, mostly incompatible with each other.
IMO, IMHO	(In My (Honest) Opinion) Internet slang.
Inkjet	A very popular colour printer technology, which works by squirting tiny jets of ink onto paper with great precision.
Install	To transfer a program or programs from CD ROM or DVD onto a PC's hard disk. Most programs need to be installed before they can be used, though a few can be run directly from the floppy or CD.
Intel	The Intel Corporation is the leading manufacturer of processor chips for PCs, most famously the Pentium.
Internet	A vast worldwide network of computers, accessible to anyone with a computer and a phone line. Provides access to e-mail and the World Wide Web. The Internet grew out of the need of academics to swap information with colleagues all over the world, and of the US military's need for a computer and communications network that couldn't easily be knocked out. As a result it is very difficult to censor, since anything placed on the World Wide Web from anywhere is instantly available everywhere in the world.
Intranet	A private miniature internet which allows no or only limited access to the internet proper, for example to allow easy sharing of confidential files within a company or corporation.
IP	(Internet Protocol ) A protocol (computer language) which computers use to communicate with and over the internet.
IP address	(Internet Protocol address) A unique number assigned to any computer connected to the internet, including yours, in the format 255.255.255.255. Each of the four blocks of numbers can be any value from 0 to 255. They can either be assigned permanently ("static IP") or per session ("dynamic IP"). Most ISPs assign them dynamically, ie when you connect to the internet.
iPad	A popular tablet computer from Apple.
iPhone	An extremely popular smartphone from Apple.
iPod	The Apple Corporation's massively successful portable music player. See also iTunes.
ISA	(Industry Standard Architecture; pr."icer") A once-common type of PC expansion card, now obsolete; see also EISA, PCI.
ISDN	(Integrated Services Digital Network ) An early high speed (for its time) internet connection system mainly aimed at business, now largely obsolete. Requires a special type of modem called a Terminal Adaptor.
ISP	(Internet Service Provider) A company which provides a connection to the internet, or internet services.
ISTM	(It Seems To Me) Internet slang.
ISTR	(I Seem To Recall) Internet slang.
IT	(Information Technology) What computers are all about - using technology to manage information. The computer industry is often called the IT industry, and computer departments often refer to themselves as the IT department.
iTunes	The Apple Corporation's online music store, where you can download millions of music tracks to an iPod or computer - for a fee, of course. As with many Apple products, it is only compatible with Apple hardware and software.
Java	A programming language used to create small programs calledapplets, often to produce special effects on web pages.
Javascript	A set of program instructions, vaguely similar to Java but not actually related, written straight into the HTML of a webpage instead of as an applet.
Joe job, joe-job	Spam email apparently promoting a website that actually has nothing to do with it, intended to get the owner of the website in trouble.
JPEG, jpg	(Joint Picture [Experts] Group; pr. "jay-peg") A standard type of compressed graphics file, widely used on the WWW. Particularly good for photographs. See also compression.
Killer app	(Killer application) A program that is so obviously massively useful to someone that they will rush out and buy it immediately, and a computer to run it on.
Kbps	(KiloBits Per Second) A measure of speed of information flow, usually over a modem. A Kilobit is a thousand bits. See also bps,Mbps.
Kilobyte	Unit of measurement for pieces of information : actually 1024 Bytes (characters), but in practice almost always rounded down to 1000. Often written as just K, eg 250 K is 250 Kilobytes (250,000 bytes/characters - well not exactly, but close enough). See alsoMegabyte, Gigabyte, Terabyte.
LAN	(Local Area Network; pr."lan") A network of computers connected together, usually in a single department or building. See also WAN.
Laptop	A portable PC, with system unit, screen and keyboard crammed into one package. They can do pretty much everything a desktop PC can do, but are more expensive because of the extra miniaturisation required. Also called a notebook.
Laser printer, laserprinter	A high speed printer intended mainly for office use, usually better for text than graphics, especially in colour.
LCD	(Liquid Crystal Display) A type of computer screen, originally used only on laptops but now increasingly used for desktop PCs and even televisions.
Linux	A rival PC operating system to Microsoft Windows, but unlike Windows it is "open source", which means that anyone can create their own version of it without having to pay royalties, and requires a much less powerful computer. Initially required a lot of technical knowledge, but is rapidly being made much more user-friendly.
LMAO	(Laughing My Ass Off) Internet slang.
Lockup, locked up	An event which causes a computer to get stuck and refuse to do anything is a lockup. The computer is then said to be hung or locked up.
LOL	(Laughing Out Loud) Internet slang.
It says...	It means...
Mac, Macintosh	The Apple Corporation's alternative to the PC, much loved by its devotees but completely incompatible with PCs, though some popular software is also released in Mac format.
Mac address	The unique serial number of an Ethernet card, required for connecting a PC to a network. (Nothing to do with Apple Macs, despite the name).
Macro	A small program used to automate repetitive or complex tasks. The Windows equivalent is a wizard.
Mailbomb	One or more very large emails, sent to someone maliciously to stop them being able to use their mailbox and/or internet connection, because all the available bandwidth is being used up downloading the mailbomb(s). Most ISPs will close down any account responsible for mailbombing. See also DoS (Denial of Service).
Malware	A catch-all term for software installed by stealth onto a PC for malevolent purposes (hence the name). These may include displaying unwanted ads (adware), installing software you didn't ask for, or spying on your activities (spyware) and reporting them back to the culprit so that he can steal your bank account, address book etc.
Mbps	(MegaBits Per Second) A measure of speed of information flow over a network (and if it's measured in Mbps, it's reasonably quick.) A Megabit is one million bits. See also bps, Kbps.
Megabyte	Unit of measurement for pieces of information : approximately 1 million bytes or a thousand kilobytes. Often shortened to Meg or just M. See also Gigabyte, Kilobyte, Byte.
MegaHertz	See MHz.
Megapixel	A million pixels. Often used to measure the quality of digital cameras : the higher the number the better the camera.
Memory	Also known as RAM. Where the computer holds whatever you are currently working on. The contents of memory are lost when the computer is switched off.
MFD	(Multi Function Device). A combined printer, scanner, photocopier and fax machine.
MHz	(Megahertz). Millions of cycles per second. Most often used as a measurement of a PC processor chip's speed and power, with bigger numbers meaning more speed and a higher price. See also GHz.
Micro	(Microcomputer) When desktop computers first appeared in the 1970's, they were often called microcomputers, later shortened to micro, to distinguish them from the so-called minicomputers of the day, which far from sitting on a desk were a good deal bigger than it! There was also a popular home computer called the BBC Micro, now long obsolete.
Micro-filter	A device which allows you to use an ordinary phone over a telephone line set up for an ADSL internet connection. Sometimes just called a filter.
Microsoft	By far the largest software provider for PCs, they created Windows, Microsoft Office (which includes Word, Excel, Access and Powerpoint), Internet Explorer, Outlook and many other widely used programs.
MIDI	(Musical Instrument Digital Interface; pr. "middy") A very popular standard for controlling musical instruments connected to computers. Many soundcards have a built-in synthesizer which can play back MIDI files, though if it's a cheap one they probably won't sound very good. A MIDI file is a set of instructions to play particular notes at particular intervals in particular styles, not a recording.
MIME	(Multipurpose Internet Mail Extension; pr. "mime") An encoding system used in email, mainly for sending attachments. Email was originally designed to just use plain text, so programs, graphics etc have to be sort of disguised as text for email systems to be able to handle them. MIME is more powerful than its predecessor, UUENCODE (pr. you-you-encode), but not all systems accept it.
MLM	(Multi-Level Marketing) A scam similar to pyramid selling, once much in evidence on the internet, particularly in spam. Despite the claims of those promoting MLM, it is of dubious legality in most jurisdictions.
MMORPG	(Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). An online role-playing game (RPG) designed to played by thousands of players simultaneously, such as Everquest or Warcraft.
Modem	(MOdulator/DEModulator) A device for allowing computers to communicate over a phone line.
Monitor	The screen of a PC.
Motherboard	The main circuitboard in the computer - all the other bits and pieces are plugged into it.
Mouse	A device used to move a pointer around on the computer screen. Essential to get the most out of Windows, though it is not quite impossible to use Windows without one.
MP3	(MPeg-1 audio layer 3). A very popular standard for compressing audio and particularly music files down to a reasonable size with little or no perceptible loss of quality, and the files created using it - "an MP3" is an audio file. See MPEG, Compression.
MPEG	(Motion Picture Experts Group; pr. "em-peg") A set of standards for compressing video and audio files, and the committee that came up with them. Also, often used to mean movie files created to the MPEG standard.
Nameserver	An internet server which translates the alphabetic web addresses favoured by humans into the numeric ones used by computers.
Napster	A pioneering peer-to-peer internet file-sharing system. Because much of the data shared was copyrighted, and thus being distributed illegally, the operators of Napster were hit with a number of large lawsuits by the music industry, and later closed down. The name was bought and is now used by a legal pay-to-download service.
Netbook	A smaller version of the popular laptop computer format.
Network	A way of linking several computers together so that their users can share resources such as printers and documents, often via a central computer called a server. See also LAN, WAN, Ethernet.
Network card, Network Interface Card	An Expansion card which lets a PC communicate with a network, required for broadband Internet access. See also Ethernet, NIC.
Newbie	(New beginner) Internet slang for someone who hasn't been using computers or the internet long.
Newsgroup (or just News)	A public area where you can read and post messages on a particular topic or theme, allowing public discussion, either on the Internet or a Bulletin Board. Largely replaced by internet forums.
NIC	(Network Interface Card) An Expansion card which lets a PC communicate with a network or use a broadband internet connection. Almost all modern NICs are Ethernet cards.
Notebook	A portable PC, with system unit, screen and keyboard in one portable package. Also called a laptop.
OCR	(Optical Character Recognition) A program which attempts to convert a scanned image (ie a picture) of text into text that can be edited in a word processor. The result is rarely 100% accurate and must be carefully proofread, but it can save a lot of retyping.
OEM	(Original Equipment Manufacturer) A company that actually builds computers, as opposed to just retailing them. "OEM software" is ordinary software bought in bulk at a discount by the OEM and pre-installed on a new machines, usually without printed manuals. OEM software cannot legally be sold separately from a computer, so when offered for sale at huge discounts is either pirated, or not what it claims to be.
Office Suite	A related group of programs for business use, usually including a word-processor, spreadsheet, database and a number of other programs. The best known is Microsoft Office.
Off-topic	A message which is not relevant to a particular newsgroup or forumon the Internet is said to be "off-topic". Posting off-topic messages in newsgroups annoys people intensely, as they make it harder to follow the discussion properly.
Online	Connected to the internet, or of the internet.
Open Source	Software (usually) that is created and distributed with either relaxed or no copyright restrictions.
Operating System	Every computer has an operating system, which is a sort of master program that runs automatically when you switch the computer on, and continues running till you switch off. It is responsible for the many routine tasks required to keep a computer running : moving the pointer when you move the mouse, providing icons and menus, running other programs such as a word processor or a game which you may request, controlling the various disk drives, the screen and so on. The most widely used PC operating system is Microsoft Windows.
OS/2	(Operating System 2) A rival PC operating system to Microsoft Windows, produced by IBM in the 1990s. It still has a small, dedicated core of supporters, but didn't catch on and for most purposes is obsolete.
Overwrite	Replace a computer file such as a document or picture with a newer version, destroying the earlier version. If you make changes to a document and save it with the same filename, the previous version is overwritten and usually cannot be restored.
P2P	See peer-to-peer
Palmtop	A small computer which fits into the palm of your hand. They run similar software to conventional PCs, but (unlike notebook PCs) are more limited in what they can do than desktop PCs, because of the constraints of miniaturisation. See PDA.
Parallel Port	A special socket for plugging a printer into a computer. The computer usually refers to the parallel port as LPT1.
Patch	A program which makes updates to computer software, usually to fix bugs which had not been detected when the software went on sale. The best place to look for a patch is on the software manufacturer's website.
PAYG	(Pay As You Go) A cellphone network connection where you add credit to the phone manually, rather than having a contract billed monthly.
PC	(Personal Computer) Originally just short for "personal computer", PC is now an industry standard, partly evolved in the marketplace, partly agreed by a committee of the major players in the computer industry.
PC 2005 (2004, 2003 etc)	An agreed standard for new PCs, set each year by a committee of the major players in the computer industry.
PCI	(Peripheral Component Interconnect) A standard for PCexpansion cards, currently the most popular in desktop PCs. A "PCI slot" is a socket on the motherboard for such cards.
PCI Express	A special type of PCI slot for graphics cards, replacing AGP in most new computers.
PCMCIA	(Personal Computer Memory Card International Association) A type of PC expansion card, the size of an ordinary credit card, mainly intended for use with notebooks.
PDA	(Personal Digital Assistant) A small handheld computer used for taking notes on the move, keeping contact information and so on. See also palmtop.
PDF	(Portable Document Format) A popular document format, used mainly for online computer manuals, which retains the look of a printed book onscreen. PDFs are created using Adobe Acrobat, but can be read and displayed by many different programs including Internet Explorer.
Peer-to-peer	A type of network where computers are connected together directly, rather than via a server, allowing them to access each other's hard disk etc. Most home networs work like this.
Pentium	The best known PC processor (or CPU), manufactured by Intel.
Peripheral	Anything that plugs into the computer, such as keyboard, printer etc.
Phishing	An internet scam in which a forged message from a bank provides a link for you to go to their website and "confirm your details" - but the website is a fake, and if you do enter your details they will be used to steal all your money. Note that a legitimate email from your bank should be addressed to you personally rather than "Dear customer" etc, and will never ask you to enter your PIN.
Pixel	(PICture ELement) All computer screen or printed images are made up of pixels, small square dots - the smaller the pixels, the higher the image quality.
pixelated	A picture that has been compressed so much that the pixels that make it up are large and visible to the naked eye, making the image look like it is made out of square blocks (which it is, but they shouldn't be visible).
Plasma	A type of very large screen, either TV or computer monitor.
Platform-independent	If something is platform-independent, you don't need a particular type of computer or particular software to use it. For example is the internet, which you can access from a PC, Mac, tablet or any smartphone.
Plug'n'play	(Plug and Play) A system where Windows automatically detects any new hardware that is plugged into the PC and adjusts to it without human intervention.
Podcast	An audio file that can be downloaded to a portable audio player or computer, usually speech.
POP3	(Post Office Protocol version 3; pr. "pop 3") A protocol for transmitting and receiving email.
Pop-up	A form of online advertising where the advert pops up in a separate browser window when you go to a particular webpage. Many people find it intensely irritating, and some browsers now have the ability to block pop-ups from opening.
Port	A socket on the back (usually) of a computer which allows you to plug in extra hardware such as a printer or modem.
Portal	A virtual gateway between computer systems, or a website that provides links to lots of useful sites on a particular theme, eg shopping or news.
POST	(Power On Self Test; pr. "post") A routine PCs go through when first switched on, before loading the operating system, to make sure the hardware is working properly.
Power-on password	A password which the computer will prompt you for whenever the computer is switched on, a good security measure provided you don't forget the password. Power-on passwords can usually only be bypassed by taking the computer to bits.
Powerpoint	A very popular program for creating graphical presentations, mostly for business use. Available separately or as part of Microsoft Office, Microsoft's office suite.
Processor	The nerve centre of the computer : everything flows through it. Also called the CPU. The best known is Intel's Pentium series. The most important single specification on any PC is the speed of its processor, usually measured in megahertz (MHz), or latterly gigahertz (GHz).
Program	A program is essentially a list of instructions that tell a computer how to do something. Any word processor, spreadsheet, database, game or any other tool you may use on a computer is a program (often a group of programs). Also referred to as software.
Protocol	Any "language" used by computers to communicate with each other for particular tasks.
Proxy server	A computer used to store copies of popular webpages at an ISP and provide them on request, to save having to fetch them from the website again.
PS/2	The type of connector used to plug in mouse and keyboard on most modern PCs, now gradually being superseded by USB. PS/2 was originally the name of a PC from IBM with a number of innovative but non-standard features, including special connectors for mouse and keyboard. The PC didn't catch on particularly well, mainly because its unusual architecture meant that it could not accept standard expansion cards, but its mouse and keyboard connectors proved popular and were widely adopted. PS2 (without the /) is often used to refer to Sony's PlayStation 2, a popular games console.
PVR	(Personal Video Recorder) A TV video recorder which records to ahard disk. Typically a standalone unit, but you can also get software which allows you to use your PC's hard disk for this purpose.
Quad-core	PC processors which have four complete processors on the same chip, allowing computers to handle multiple tasks faster. See alsodual-core.
Quicktime	A video compression standard created by Apple, and the program which displays such movies. Usually Quicktime files have the extension .MOV.
RAID	(Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks; pr. "raid") A way of connecting multiple hard disks together so that a computer sees them as one very large, very fast disk instead of many smaller ones, or to add redundancy so that if any disk in the array is physically damaged, the others have a copy of all the data and nothing is lost. Often called a "RAID array", even though the acronym already contains the word array. Mostly used on network servers.
RAM	(Random Access Memory; pr. "ram") The computer's main memory, which it uses to hold whatever you are currently working on. The contents of RAM are lost when the computer is switched off. Adding more RAM is often the most cost-effective upgrade for an ageing computer.
Readme	An electronic document, usually distributed with software, containing additional information that didn't make it into the printed guides, often giving tips about troubleshooting installation problems, and last minute changes to the software. It is usually entitled "readme.txt".
Read-only	A read-only file has been set so that it cannot be altered or deleted. Also called write-protected. You can make a file read-only in Windows by right-clicking on it and checking the "read-only" box under attributes. Floppy disks can be write-protected by moving a small plastic square in the top left corner. Files on CD ROM are always read-only because you can't change the contents of a CD ROM.
Real Audio, Real Media, Real Video	An audio and video compression system from RealMedia Inc which produces files small enough to play back in real time over an ordinary modem, at the cost of a lot of sound/vision quality.
Reboot	Restart the computer, either by shutting it down properly and restarting it (a soft reboot), or just switching it off and on again (a hard reboot - should only be used as a last resort).
Registrar	An organisation which retains a register of internet domain names, who owns them, and where they can be found. Domains under the most popular TLDs such as .com, .net and .org can be registered with a number of different competing registrars, but you only need to register with one of them. National domains such as .uk usually have only one registrar.
Registry	A file on Windows PCs which contains all the settings for the PC and its software. Can be edited by the user, but this should only be done as absolutely a last resort, as it is possible to trash the operating system if you don't know what you are doing.
Resolution	Loosely speaking, the quality of an image. When printing or working with images, the resolution is usually measured in Dots Per Inch (dpi) - the more dots per inch, the higher the quality of the image but the larger the file needed to store it. In Windows, the screen resolution is how many pixels fit on the desktop, the most popular being 800 x 600 and 1024 x 768 - the former makes images, icons etc look bigger, but the latter means you can fit more of them on the screen.
Rewriteable	A special type of reuseable CD or DVD which you can write to, delete the contents, and write to again, theoretically forever. (A conventional CD or DVD's contents can't be changed once they have been written). However, rewriteable CDs are less reliable and more expensive than write-once CDs, and there are presently several different incompatible formats for rewriteable DVDs.
RGB	(Red, Green, Blue) The three colours used by a computer screen - all the other colours can be made up by mixing red, blue and green. A few printers use this system as well, though most use the alternativeCMYK system instead.
Ripper	Program which copies ("rips") tracks from music CDs onto a computer, often as an MP3. Technically this is illegal in many jurisdictions, but in practice extremely widespread, and is usually tolerated as long as the ripped tracks are for personal use only.
ROFL (or ROTFL)	(Rolling On the Floor Laughing) Internet slang indicating laughter.
ROM	(Read Only Memory; pr. "rom") Memory whose contents are preset and cannot (usually) be changed by the user. See also CD-ROM.
Router	A device used to connect networks together, for example so that several PCs can share one internet connection. A relative of the hub, but more powerful.
RPG	(Role Playing Game) A computer game in which you control a character and interact with other characters, explore virtual worlds, undertake quests etc, often involving swords and sorcery. SeeMMORPG.
RSS	(Really Simple Syndication) An automated system for gathering information, usually news, from multiple sources and bringing it together in one place, usually a website. If any of the information is changed at the source, it is automatically updated at the target.
RTFM	(Read The Flipping Manual) Internet slang, usually fired at people asking basic questions to which they would know the answers if they had looked at the manual. There are several different translations of the letter F... :-)
RTS	(Real Time Strategy) A computer game where you command armies (usually) of animated figures, direct their development, fight their battles and so on. "Real Time" because the game runs continuously rather than waiting for your orders, though in practise you can usually pause the game as much as you like unless you are playing against a human opponent.
Safe Mode	A cut-down version of Windows which you can launch instead of the full version for troubleshooting purposes.
SATA	(Serial Advanced Technology Attachment) A high speed standard for connecting hard disks to your computer, replacing EIDE on most new computers.
Save	Copy whatever you are working on from memory, which is lost when you switch off the computer, to permanent storage, usually the hard disk. It is a good idea to save frequently when you are working on something important, in case there is a sudden power cut or you make some awful mistake that trashes your document.
S/B Compatible	(SoundBlaster compatible) A common Soundcard format, now obsolete. In practice anything which is described as "S/B compatible" should work with almost all sound cards.
Scanner	A device which makes high-resolution copies of printed images and text to use on a computer.
Screensaver	A program that blanks the computer screen or displays images if you don't do anything for a few minutes, in Windows for example. Early screens could have images literally burned permanently onto the tube if left displaying the same thing all day. Much less of a problem with modern screens, and these days screensavers are mostly used for security (with a password to return to normal mode), or just for fun.
Scroll, scroll-bar	To scroll something is to move it up or down the screen, so you can see what is above or below the current position, for example at a website. A scroll-bar is a bar on the right-hand side (usually) of a window which allows you to move the text etc up and down the screen with a mouse. If the window is too wide to fit the screen there will be a scroll-bar at the bottom, so you can scroll the text left and right too.
SCSI	(Small Computer Systems Interface; pr. "scuzzy") A fast system for controlling hard disks, tape drives, and various other add-ons. Sometimes used for a PC's main hard disk, but more often the main hard disk is controlled by an EIDE controller built into the motherboard. A SCSI controller would usually be installed as an expansion board. SCSI is a bit faster than EIDE, but more expensive.
Search engine	A website directory which indexes as many websites as it can and allows you to search its database for sites on particular subjects. Because of the immense size and rate of growth of the world wide web, no-one has a complete directory of all sites which exist. The most popular is Google.
Security Suite	A set of programs designed to protect a computer from malware and similar threats. Usually consists of a firewall, antivirus program, anti-spyware program, and often an anti-phishing program
Serial ATA	See SATA.
Serial Port	A socket for plugging devices into the computer, now replaced byUSB.
Server	A computer at the centre of most networks which provides files and other services to other computers. Also known as a file server.
Shockwave	A software technology from Macromedia Inc for making animations, games, sound and all kinds of special effects on a webpage.
shoot-'em-up	A computer game in which you control a character, vehicle etc and shoot lots of onscreen enemies. Also called an FPS (First Person Shooter).
Shortcut	In Windows (from 95 on), a type of icon which lets you launch a program quickly, without having to search for it. Often placed on the Windows desktop for convenience. Usually has a small arrow in the bottom lefthand corner, to show it is a shortcut rather than the program itself.
Sim, sim-free	(Subscriber Identity Module) A chip the size of a man's thumbnail, which contains the number and network subscription of a mobile phone, and sometimes other data. Move the chip to another phone, and the phone number moves with it. A sim-free phone is one bought without a number and not tied to any particular network.
SIMM	(Single In-line Memory Module; pr."sim") A largely obsolete type ofRAM for older PCs. Replaced by DIMM.
SIR	(Serial InfraRed). A wireless communication system for PCs and peripherals, especially laptops. Only works when the devices are in line-of-sight of each other.
Siri	A voice-controlled AI on Apple smartphones which can be used to control all the features of the phone, at least in theory.
Smartphone	A computer in a cellphone. As well as a phone, typically it will include both stills and movie cameras, music player, enough computing power to run sophisticated programs such as office sofware and games, satellite navigation, and gigabytes of storage. The most famous is Apple's iPhone, but all the major manufacturers make them and they are where the IT industry is mostly focussed at the moment. Some think that they will completely replace most personal computers.
SMTP	(Simple Mail Transfer Protocol). The original method of transmitting and receiving email on the internet. Still sometimes used for transmitting, but has been widely replaced by POP3 and IMAP.
Smiley	:-) or :) A group of symbols used to indicate a smile or laughter in an email or newsgroup message (look at it sideways). There are all sorts of variants including :-( for sadness, ;-) for a smile with a wink, :-D for a big smile or a laugh. and :-o for astonishment. Collectively they are often called emoticons.
Software	The programs that run on a computer. Without software, a computer can't do anything.
Soundcard	Originally an expansion card to enable the PC to make sounds more sophisticated than a simple "beep!". Now usually built into the motherboard.
SP2	(Service Pack 2). A major enhancement to Windows XP, particularly its security vulnerabilities, downloadable as a free patch from Microsoft's website.
Spam	Unsolicited bulk advertising, usually via email. Originally a name for mass postings to Usenet newsgroups advertising products or services, regardless of their relevance to the newsgroup. (The name comes from a famous Monty Python sketch in which every conversation is interrupted every few seconds by people shouting "spam spam spam" at the top of their voices). Sending spam is illegal in most jurisdictions. A spam filter is a program designed to automatically remove spam from your email before you see it.
Spreadsheet	A program used for doing calculations and setting up financial balance sheets, indispensable for accountants and managers. By far the best known is Microsoft Excel.
Spyware	Programs, typically installed by stealth, which record what you do on your PC and send reports to criminals, allowing them to steal your bank details, passwords and so on. See also Malware.
SSD	(Solid State Drive) A technology that replaces the conventional hard disk, particularly in laptops, with a device that behaves exactly like a hard disk but uses memory instead of magnetic storage. It is very much faster than even the fastest hard disks and is now standard on high-end laptops and notebooks, and often retrofitted into PCs as well.
Standalone	A computer not connected to any kind of network.
Start Button	A button on the lefthand end (usually) of the Taskbar in most versions of Windows, which you click on to display the Start Menu.
Start Menu	A set of menus which appear when you click on the Start Button in Windows, which you can customise to suit your own preferences. Most programs will automatically add themselves to the Start Menu when you install them.
StartUp Folder	An area under Programs in the Windows Start Menu. Any programs placed in this folder will launch themselves automatically whenever you start up Windows.
Storage	The generic term for any method of storing information which is not lost when the computer is switched off; the most common types arehard disks, CDs, and DVDs.
Stream, streaming	Video or audio that plays while still downloading, rather than you having to wait till the download has finished.
Suite	A group of programs which carry out different tasks but are intended to work together, such as Microsoft Office.
Surfing	In a computer context, wandering around the World Wide Web(which really annoys the guys with the boards and the big waves). Also called websurfing.
System Tray	An area on the righthand end of the Windows Taskbar which displays icons representing TSRs presently running, usually at least a loudspeaker which represents the volume control for the soundcard, and a clock. Programs in the Sytem Tray are often but not always launched from the StartUp folder.
System unit (or box)	The unit with the disk drives which the keyboard, monitor etc are plugged into on a desktop computer. In other words, the actual computer.
Tablet	A portable computer which consists only of a screen, usually with no keyboard. It is controlled using a touchscreen. The most popular is Apple's iPad, but all the major manufacturers are producing them.
Taskbar	In Windows, a bar across the bottom of the screen (usually - you can move it to the top or side if you want to) which contains the Start Button, the System Tray, and icons which represent all the applications currently running. You can switch between applications by calling up the taskbar and clicking on the relevant icon. The taskbar can be set to remain visible all the time (the default), or only to appear when you press the Windows key.
TBH	(To Be Honest) Internet slang.
TCP/IP	(Transfer Control Protocol/Internet Protocol) A common protocol(language) which a computer can use to communicate with other computers, particularly on the internet.
Terabyte	Unit of measurement for pieces of information : approximately 1 trillion bytes, 1 billion kilobytes, 1 million megabytes or 1000 gigabytes. That's a lot of data.
Terminal Adaptor	A piece of hardware similar to a modem, required to operate anISDN internet connection.
Thumb drive	A computer storage device about the size of a man's thumb, often carried on a keyring, which plugs into a PC USB port and is seen by the PC as an extra drive - a very convenient way to carry large amounts of data around.
TIFF, Tif	(Tagged Image File Format) A type of graphics (picture) file, often used for photographs. The files are usually huge, as the data is not compressed. Files in this format usually have names ending .tif .
TFT	(Thin Film Transistor) A technology used originally in laptop screens for giving a sharp and vibrant colour display. Much less bulky than theCRT system used in most desktop monitors, which it is now widely replacing.
TLD	(Top Level Domain). The part of an internet address between the last . and the end of the address, excluding the path/address of a specific page if present. TLDs include .com, .org, .net, and all the national domains such as .uk for the UK and .fr for France. See also domain,registrar, How web addresses work.
Toolbar	An extra set of controls that can be added to many programs or the operating system, to provide extra functionality not present in the standard version. A toolbar often comes free with downloaded software and is intended to tie you to one company's products, especially internet search.
Touchscreen	A computer screen which is touch-sensitive, used to control tabletcomputers and most smartphones. They are also widely used for specialised applications such as supermarket self checkouts and public information devices.
Torrent	A method of making data available for download over the internet, where the recipient of data is expected to make the data available to others for download from their PC, rather than all users downloading from a central server. Typically much of the data is bootleg software, audio and video. Because the data is distributed from multiple computers all over the place rather than a central point, it is difficult to police.
Touchpad	A pressure-sensitive pad which replaces the mouse on most laptopand netbook computers.
Trojan	A program similar to a virus which is disguised as something harmless like a game, but when launched actually sabotages the computer on which it is running.
TWAIN	(Technology Without An Interesting Name, according to legend) A standard "language" or protocol which computers use to communicate with scanners.
UBE, UCE	(Unsolicited Bulk Email, Unsolicited Commercial Email) Email sent out in bulk to addresses harvested from web pages, newsgroups etc, advertising products or services - mostly scams or pornography. Also known as spam. Sending UCE is a violation of most ISP's Acceptable Use Policies, and will often get your account terminated immediately.
Ultra DMA, UDMA	(Direct Memory Access) A standard for EIDE disk controllersrelating to how fast they can transfer data. Often followed by a number representing the transfer rate in Mbps, eg UDMA100 operates at up to 100 Mbps.
Uninstall	Remove a program from your system. You can't just delete its folder, because almost all programs make changes to various parts of Windows. Many programs come with a special uninstaller, which you should use if it exists. Otherwise, you can uninstall programs (in Windows) from the Control Panel.
Upload	To transfer information (files) from a user PC to a network or the Internet. See also download.
URL	(Universal Resource Locator) An address used to locate something on the internet, most often a web page. All web addresses are URLs.
USB	(Universal Serial Bus) A standard type of connection port, used to attach extra devices such as a scanner to a computer. Standard on new PCs from around 1998. USB 2.0 and 3.0 are faster versions of the same thing. Many PCs now use USB to connect the mouse and keyboard.
Usenet	An enormous collection of public newsgroups on the Internet, well over 25,000 at last count, which allow users to post messages discussing particular issues. Now largely replaced by internet forums, whcih are easier to police against massive spamming.
User interface	A program's controls, with which the user "interfaces" with the program.
Vaporware	Derogatory term for software which is announced but fails to materialise.
VGA	(Video Graphics Array) An early colour graphics standard for PCs, now used as a sort of lowest common denominator which all monitors and graphics cards understand.
Virus	A program that has been deliberately created to cause computer problems, usually minor ones as a prank, but occasionally very nasty ones indeed, such as erasing your entire hard disk. Viruses were originally designed to attach themselves to programs on a disk, and then "hide" in the computer's memory once the host program is executed, and "infect" every disk they come across. Some types of virus (such as the famous "I love you") propagate by email, disguised as an attachment, which is why you should never open an attachment you are unsure of.
Virus protector	A program which guards against computer viruses, either by lurking in memory as a TSR and checking everything you run for viruses as you go along, or by scanning some or all of the files on either hard or floppy disk at a time you specify. Virus protectors need to be updated frequently to guard against new types of virus.
Virtual, virtual reality	A simulated environment on the internet or a computer.
Vista	See Windows Vista.
Voicemail	A voice message recorded on a computer and sent to a specific person by the computer or telephone system. In effect a more sophisticated telephone answering machine.
VOIP	(Voice Over Internet Protocol) A system for making cheap phonecalls over the internet instead of via the telephone system.
W3C	(World Wide Web Consortium) An influential group of interested parties who agree what is and isn't official HTML. Originally WWWC, but W3C is a lot easier to say.
Wallpaper	A picture or motif on your Windows desktop. To change the Windows wallpaper right-click anywhere on the desktop, select Properties from the pop-up menu, choose the Desktop tab and select a new entry from the list under Background. To add pictures of your own to the list, save them as .bmp(bitmap) files and put them in your Windows folder.
WAN	(Wide Area Network) A sort of group of networks, or more properlyLANs, connected together.
WAP	(Wireless Application Protocol; pr. "wapp" or "wopp") A system to enable early mobile phones to browse the World Wide Web. In practise the site has to be specially designed and text only, and only a very few sites have bothered. Now largely obsolete, as smartphones can display the original sites pretty well.
WAV file, Wave	A computer sound recording. WAV files tend to be very large, so sound recordings are often compressed into MP3s on the internet, giving a slightly lower quality but much smaller files.
Webcam	(WEB CAMera) a kind of cheap TV camera which you can use for videoconferencing over the internet, or just showing off. They are very popular for making video calls over the internet.
Webhost	A company which makes webpages available on the World Wide Web, usually as a commercial venture.
Weblog	A website documenting someone's thoughts or experiences, also known as a blog.
Webmail	Email controlled from a website such as Hotmail or Yahoo instead of with a dedicated mail program like Outlook Express or Eudora. Many ISPs allow you to access your email both with a mail program and via the Web, so that you can access your email while travelling.
Webmaster	The person prinicipally responsible for maintaining a website.
Webserver	A computer which fetches or stores World Wide Web pages and provides them over the internet on request.
Website	A page or group of pages on the World Wide Web.
Webspace	The storage on an internet server where websites are kept. Webspace can be hired from a commercial provider, or is sometimes provided free with an internet account.
Websurfing	Looking at pages on the World Wide Web. Often just called surfing.
Wi-Fi, WiFi	(WIreless FIdelity) A method of connecting computers to a network without cables, using small radio transmitter/receivers built in to most portable devices and broadband modems. Many hotels and other public locations now offer free WiFi if you have a suitable device, such as a laptop, tablet or smartphone.
Wiki	A website where the users create and edit the content collaboratively, the best known being Wikipedia, a huge online encyclopedia. Entries on controversial subjects should be viewed with caution, as they may have been edited by persons with strong but not necessarily accurate views. Anyone can create a Wiki using free open source software.
Win95	Windows 95. See Windows.
Win98	Windows 98. See Windows.
Win9x	Compatible with or pertaining to both Windows 95 and Windows 98.
Windows	A family of operating systems from the Microsoft Corporation, standard on most PCs. Windows 95, 98 and ME (Millenium Edition) were three generations of the early version intended mainly for home use; Windows NT and 2000, developed and released in parallel with the 9x family, were intended more for use in office and network environments. Both lines were replaced by Windows XP, which was first released in 2001, extensively upgraded since, and still popular today. XP was replaced first by Vista, released in 2007 to a lukewarm reception, then by Windows 7, released in 2009 and essentially Vista with the bugs taken out, which was much better received. The latest version is Windows 8, released in 2012, which has a new interface aimed mainly at touchscreens, as Microsoft try to move in to the fast-growing tablet and smartphone markets. However, it makes little sense on a desktop or laptop, Microsoft's biggest existing markets, and they fired the chief designer two weeks after it was released. Another version will no doubt be along shortly.
Windows 2000	A version of Windows intended for business users, the successor toWindows NT. Now obsolete.
Windows 98SE	(Second Edition) An upgrade to Microsoft's Windows 98. Generally agreed to be the best of the Win9x bunch.
Windows Key	An extra key on keyboards made after 1995, located between Ctrl and Alt and bearing the Microsoft Windows logo. Pressing this key in any Win95/98 application should immediately call up the Taskbar with the Start Menu open. (If your keyboard doesn't have a Windows key you can perform the same task by pressing Ctrl-Esc).
Windows ME	(Millenium Edition) The successor to Windows 98, but not widely taken up, and soon replaced by Windows XP. Now obsolete.
Windows NT	An early version of Windows intended for business use, more stable for networking but less game-friendly than its Win9x cousins. First released in 1993, superseded first by Windows 2000 and then Windows XP. Now obsolete.
Windows Vista	Microsoft's first attempt to replace Windows XP, first released in 2007. It had a prettier interface and a few nice ideas, but it was bloated and slow and was soon replaced by Windows 7, which looks very like Vista but is quicker and more stable.
Windows XP	One of Microsoft's more stable and popular releases, once they had patched it several times to remove the worst mistakes and security holes, first released in 2001. Some people are still declining to upgrade from it to any of the more recent releases.
Winzip	The most popular program for compressing files, either for storage or transmission via the internet, widely available as a free download. The compressed files it creates have the extension .zip. See also zip.
Wireless network	A computer network which uses radio transmitters (usually) to move information between computers without the need for physical cables. See Wi-Fi.
Wizard	A Windows feature which presents a user with simple menus or options for what would otherwise be a complex task, and carries them out automatically. Almost all Windows programs are installed via Wizards, and they are also widely used inside Windows programs.
Word Processor	A program used for creating documents, letters etc. The best known is Microsoft Word.
World Wide Web (WWW or just "the Web")	The easiest part of the Internet to understand and use, the World Wide Web consists of many millions of pages of text and images published by anyone and everyone, from governments and large corporations down to the humblest home user, in a standardisedhypertext format. A particular person or company's area is called a website. Viewed with a program called a browser. Wandering around the World Wide Web is often called Websurfing or just surfing.
Worm	A malicious program introduced into computers by stealth, similar to avirus.
Write-protected	A write-protected file has been set so that it cannot be altered or deleted without first removing the write protection. Also called read-only. You can write-protect a file in windows by right-clicking on it and checking the "read-only" box under attributes.
Zip	A popular standard for file compression developed by the PKWare corporation. Files thus compressed usually have the extension .zip. See Winzip.
Zip drive	A special drive for removable data cartridges, often used for makingbackups as the cartridges can hold a lot more data than a floppy disk. Now pretty much obsolete, as almost all PCs have CD or DVD writers fitted as standard.

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